I swear, Mockingjay will blow everyone away.
Readers: “Too fucking soon.”
Non-readers: “Wait. I’m confused.”
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
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i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
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i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
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